i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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