ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Well I just put wine in my tea
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
