What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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