my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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