Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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