I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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