Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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