dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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