I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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