I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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