Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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