Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Houston, we have a blender
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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