Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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