I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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