I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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