Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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