another moral hangover. fuck.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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