i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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