I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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