Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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