I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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