when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
