Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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