just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Are we still banned from the library?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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