listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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