If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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