we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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