I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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