There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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