I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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