This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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