Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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