There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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