Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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