There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
There are leaves in my underwear?
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