he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ladies don't puke and tell
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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