I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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