it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
cat food counts as protein by the way
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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