can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You were trust falling into bushes
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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