i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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