I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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