So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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