Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
