when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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