How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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