She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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