Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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