Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We need a shit load of segways right now
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
