Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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