I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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