This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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